Monday, October 14, 2013
When Pig Sweat Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
Have you ever heard of Father James McGonegal? Well you have now.
He was the pastor of St. Ignatius of Antioch parish in Cleveland, Ohio. Okay, he might still be the pastor but he definitely was not in the pulpit yesterday.
Seems the padre got himself arrested on Friday. It all started out when he was cruising in his Jeep and told a Metroparks ranger that's what he was doing. However, he did offer the ranger fifty bucks to get him off before he started to masturbate in a parking lot at Edgewater Park.
When he was arrested he revealed that he is HIV-positive. So he was charged with 1) soliciting sex while being HIV-positive, 2) public indecency and 3) abusing harmful intoxicants.
About those harmful intoxicants ...
One of the three cock rings he had in his vehicle was wrapped around the lid of a bottle marked 'Pig Sweat.' As you may have guessed, it wasn't really pig sweat but isobutyl nitrate also known as "poppers" that some folks say gets 'em off during sex.
Amazing Father McGonegal was able to work pastoral duties into his busy schedule.
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