The great Garden State of New Jersey will see a special election for United States Senator this Wednesday due to the fact that Senator Frank Lautenberg had the bad taste to die before his latest senate term was over.
The main combatants are Democratic Mayor Cory Booker of Newark (pictured above doing Jazz Hands) and Republican State Senator Steve Lonegan.
Lonegan talks like your usual run of the mill Tea Partyer. Of course he's totally against 'Obamacare' and thinks the government should remain shut down until the President agrees to postpone its inevitable implementation. That postponement should obviously last till forever.
Lonegan also had a strategist named Rick Shaftan who was recently fired for saying things that were even dumber than the choice tidbits proffered by his boss.
The remarks came during an interview in which Mr. Shaftan found it necessary to comment on the Mayor's harmless Twittering with a stripper from Oregon.
"It was just weird. I mean, to me, you know, hey, if he said, 'Hey, you got really hot breasts man, I'd love to suck on them.' Then like, yeah, cool. But like, he didn't say that. It was like kind of like, I don't know, it was like what a gay guy would say to a stripper. It's the way he was talking to her. It's just like like there was no sexual interest at all. I don't know. To me, if I was single and you know like some stripper was tweeting me, I might take advantage of the perks of the office, you know?"
Of course you would, Mr. Shaftan, probably because you are a low life. Fabulous attempt to focus on Mr. Booker's sexual preferences whatever they might be. Guess what? No one cares.
Thanks DM for the tip!
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