When Pig Sweat Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

Have you ever heard of Father James McGonegal?  Well you have now.

He was the pastor of St. Ignatius of Antioch parish in Cleveland, Ohio.  Okay, he might still be the pastor but he definitely was not in the pulpit yesterday.

Seems the padre got himself arrested on Friday.  It all started out when he was cruising in his Jeep and told a Metroparks ranger that's what he was doing.  However, he did offer the ranger fifty bucks to get him off before he started to masturbate in a parking lot at Edgewater Park.

When he was arrested he revealed that he is HIV-positive.  So he was charged with 1) soliciting sex while being HIV-positive, 2) public indecency and 3) abusing harmful intoxicants.

About those harmful intoxicants ...

One of the three cock rings he had in his vehicle was wrapped around the lid of a bottle marked 'Pig Sweat.'  As you may have guessed, it wasn't really pig sweat but isobutyl nitrate also known as "poppers" that some folks say gets 'em off during sex.

Amazing Father McGonegal was able to work pastoral duties into his busy schedule.

Los Tres Chiflados

Okay, we know only the Stooge in the middle (Ariel) is the one who was indicted for raping and kidnapping the three women who were recently freed from their dungeon of torture in Cleveland, but still, didn't the other two Castro brothers know anything about it?  We find it hard to believe that Onil and Pedro were ignorant of the matter.

So what could actually be worse than living in Cleveland?  What the three young women went through at the hands of their captor is the correct answer.

We will undoubtedly never know the extent of the horror the three women endured including impregnation, abortion and childbirth.  We can only hope that the guilty party or parties are punished as fully as the law allows.