Favre Threw a Lot of Passes

Okay, we've got it all figured out. We now know why geriatric football player, Brett Favre, refuses to retire. It's because he needs to be out on the road so he can spend time with the ladies.

Take Jenn Sterger, pictured above. Please. To the nearest hotel room, Brett.

Allegedly when Favre played for the Jets he sent this Jets Game Day host inappropriate pictures of himself and left provocative voice mails for her.

Naturally, she wasn't the only one. He also had the hots for a couple of massage therapists. And these are just the ones we know about.

Of course the NFL has a whole lot of rules regarding personal conduct that we know the players ignore, but supposedly they're investigating the matter. Hmmm...we'll see about that.