Video Steaming

Remember all that talk about Brett Favre sending pictures of his Captain Winkie to some girl?

Well, he also allegedly asked that same chick, Jenn Sterger, for a video of her masturbating.

Seems reasonable, I guess. I mean after you swap naked pictures of each other wouldn't videos be the next step?

Now the NFL has concluded their two month long investigation of this matter and it remains to be seen whether or not Favre will be disciplined.

It seems reasonable that the NFL disciplinarians looked at the lewd and lascivious photos Brett and Jenn swapped over and over again for the investigation to have taken two months.

As for the NFL having some sort of a code of conduct, well that's just plain silly unless it's a code of bad conduct.

Favre Threw a Lot of Passes

Okay, we've got it all figured out. We now know why geriatric football player, Brett Favre, refuses to retire. It's because he needs to be out on the road so he can spend time with the ladies.

Take Jenn Sterger, pictured above. Please. To the nearest hotel room, Brett.

Allegedly when Favre played for the Jets he sent this Jets Game Day host inappropriate pictures of himself and left provocative voice mails for her.

Naturally, she wasn't the only one. He also had the hots for a couple of massage therapists. And these are just the ones we know about.

Of course the NFL has a whole lot of rules regarding personal conduct that we know the players ignore, but supposedly they're investigating the matter. Hmmm...we'll see about that.