Beware of Greeks Riding School Buses

This is Karen Klein and she has the worst job in the entire world.  She's a school bus monitor and you may have seen the video that went viral of some middle school shitheads taunting her during their ride on the school bus.

The little turds hail from Greece, New York which is allegedly somewhere near Rochester.

People who saw the video decided that the 68-year-old Klein deserves a vacation and so far $200,000 has been raised on her behalf.

If Ms. Klein is smart, she'll take the money and get as far away from that horrible place as possible.  Like maybe Bali.

Psycho Killers

Cops get to ride dune buggies on Long Island!

We've written about the bumper crop of dead hooker corpses being discovered on New York's Long Island and the Police Commissioner's reminders that these crimes will not be solved in an hour like it's CSI: Long Island or some crazy crap like that.

Okay, so we're five months out and we finally have a major discovery! At least two killers are murdering prostitutes on Long Island and dumping their bodies at Gilgo Beach!

In fact, police have ID'd body parts at Gilgo that belonged to other corpses found at other spots on the Island ten years ago!

Seems as if you're just as likely to find a discarded torso as a Slurpee cup.

Now do these killers bump into each other when they're dropping off their deceased prey? Or maybe they employ the same waste management company?

Did You Bring Enough for Everyone, Dude?

This is Keith Gruber and you wish he was your boyfriend. He's 49 years old and his liver can feed a family of five.

He had a court date yesterday in Sullivan County, NY for a DWI arrest and he was late; an hour and a half late, but that's understandable since he had to wait for a store to open to buy some beer and get a load on.

The six pack he brought into the courthouse set off the metal detectors. Well, duh, they don't sell beer in paper cartons.

You may find this hard to believe, but Gruber has had prior convictions for driving while intoxicated.

The judge, who asked him if he enjoyed his liquid lunch, sent him to jail without bail.

Tis the Season ...

to show your neighbors what incredibly bad taste you have by clogging up your yard with gaudy decorations that have absolutely nothing to do with the meaning of Christmas.

Take the Richter family of Lindenhurst, New York. Please. And all their lawn crap.

The village has finally taken them to court for their annual display which includes 32,000 lights and 180 plastic molds. The alleged 'tin soldiers' march right up to the curb which is, as it should be, against code.

If they don't show up in court on December 22nd a warrant will be issued for their arrests.

Anyone who wastes that much electricity and has that much bad taste should be arrested anyway. Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Public Service Message

Just in case you forgot that there are things in the ocean that would like to eat you, a 20 foot shark washed up on a beach in Long Island, New York. It's called a 'basking' shark. Does that mean it likes to bask in the glory of the sun or in your spilled blood?

Scientists started to cut up the big fishie almost immediately to determine its cause of death.

Not for nothing, scientist people, but don't ocean creatures just die of old age once in a while?

Don't Call Me Shirley (Long Island)

Stop me if you've heard this one.

A man goes into a deli in Shirley, NY with a baseball bat to rob the store owner. Surprise! Mohammed Sohail whips out his handy shotgun (which is not loaded) at which point the would-be slugger falls to his knees and begs for forgiveness. He starts blubbering that his family is starving, blah, blah, blah.

Mohammed has a soft spot in his heart for starving robbers so he throws $40 at the guy and a loaf of bread.

Best part: Robber swears an oath he's converting to Islam and Mohammed believes him!

Mr. Sohail, I think you're a very nice Muslim man, but if this guy actually was trying to feed his family and not his habit, I'll eat my burka.

Jiverly Talkin'

You know the drill ~ angry middle aged guy = crazy killer

The New York Daily News seems to have the most current information about the latest in a long line of crazy men who get hold of weapons and kill a whole bunch of people at once.

Binghamton, NY's madman, Jiverly Voong (which could be an alias but who the hell cares) was your typical loony tune before shooting and killing a dozen people yesterday.

First of all let's get this clear, despite the fact that he's wearing a New York Yankees shirt in this picture, he was not a Yankees fan. Someone asked him if he liked the Yankees and "he said, 'No, I don't like that team. I don't like America. America sucks.'"

Well America is where he got his guns so at least he liked that part.

He came from Vietnam originally and was purported to be a 'good neighbor,' but his wife and kids left him at some point.

And then the rest (which you probably guessed):

Quiet type. "He was a very nice guy, but he seemed very, very depressed."

Gun nut. "He went to target practice on Saturday. He said he had two guns, one in his glove compartment. He was always talking about his guns."

No surprises there.