Stop me if you've heard this one.A man goes into a deli in Shirley, NY with a baseball bat to rob the store owner. Surprise! Mohammed Sohail whips out his handy shotgun (which is not loaded) at which point the would-be slugger falls to his knees and begs for forgiveness. He starts blubbering that his family is starving, blah, blah, blah.
Mohammed has a soft spot in his heart for starving robbers so he throws $40 at the guy and a loaf of bread.
Best part: Robber swears an oath he's converting to Islam and Mohammed believes him!
Mr. Sohail, I think you're a very nice Muslim man, but if this guy actually was trying to feed his family and not his habit, I'll eat my burka.
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