This is Keith Gruber and you wish he was your boyfriend. He's 49 years old and his liver can feed a family of five.
He had a court date yesterday in Sullivan County, NY for a DWI arrest and he was late; an hour and a half late, but that's understandable since he had to wait for a store to open to buy some beer and get a load on.
The six pack he brought into the courthouse set off the metal detectors. Well, duh, they don't sell beer in paper cartons.
You may find this hard to believe, but Gruber has had prior convictions for driving while intoxicated.
The judge, who asked him if he enjoyed his liquid lunch, sent him to jail without bail.
1 comment:
Yet another reason why they SHOULD sell beer in cartons.
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