Erection Set

Sure it's all fun and games until somebody loses a penis.

The man with the pixeled face above is a 66-year-old farmer from Colombia who took a truckload of Viagra and had an erection lasting several days, all to please his new girlfriend.  By the time he figured out something was amiss and made his way to a hospital, he was suffering from a fractured penis that had also developed gangrene.  They transferred the dude and his never ending boner to another hospital where the doctors decided the only solution was to cut the damn thing off.

Voila!  Problem solved.  A life saved!

Apparently dudes around the world who are looking to get hard are misusing erection enhancing drugs.  Perhaps they don't have access to American commercials where guys are warned that an erection lasting more than four hours isn't good.  Oh, and that these pills can make you go blind or deaf or maybe kill you.