God has thought of everything.
You no longer have to turn yourself over to Marcus Bachmann to pray the gay away. Now, as long as you have a Smart Phone, you're good to go.
You could have gotten this app Door of Hope through the iTunes store if you were fast enough but now they've pulled it off the interactive shelf. For the time being you can get it through the Google Play store.
Door of Hope has been issued by the non-denominational ministry "Setting Captives Free" which, within sixty days, can set you free from whatever is ailing you including homosexuality.
Mike Cleveland is the founder and president of "Setting Captives Free" and he wants you to know you don't have any homosexual 'gene' and you weren't born gay. So there.
Don't let the Door of Hope hit you on the way out.
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