Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Mr.and Mrs. America

Belinda and Daniel Connes, pictured above, were lost in the Oregon wilderness for six days with their twenty-five year old son while they were looking for mushrooms.

They look so happy now, though! We guess Mr. Connes wants you to see where us upper incisor is missing.

They slept in a hollowed out tree, like the adorable little elves they appear to be. Helicopters buzzed above them but couldn't see them because of the thick vegetation. They were finally spotted when they made their way to a clearing.

We would like to know more about them. Do they have jobs? Why is a 25 year old man hanging out with his whackadoodle parents in the woods? Can't they just go to a store and get the tasty mushrooms they so desire? Are they really compatible since they did nothing but argue over which way to get back to their Jeep? Have they never read the story of Hansel and Gretel?

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