As you may have heard, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, just as they did in Super Bowl XLII.
This time around the Patriots' quarterback, Tom Brady, he of the cleft chin and roving johnson, has a wife -- supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Thank God he has her to defend him!
Sayeth she to the Giants's fans: "You (have) to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Gisele, no one can believe his receivers couldn't receive. You're not the only one. Way to dig into your Nazi chromosomes and come up with some smack to bounce off the heads of his detractors.
Prediction: Brady and Bundchen will be on the train to Splitsville before the end of the year, their new $20 million Los Angeles mansion not withstanding.
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