Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Who Wouldn't Want this Woman?



This is Louise Neathway. As you can see, she spares no expense when it comes to grooming her fabulous looks. Could she look even more fabulous in the jailhouse orange romper she's currently wearing?


Louise is accused of stalking the General Manager of the New York Yankees, Brian Cashman. Her bizarre claim is that Cashman gave her $15,000 to freeze her eggs. Yeah, that's right. The ones in her body. He claims it was only $6,000!


Perhaps that is why Cashman's wife is suing him for divorce. Dare we guess that Mr. Cashman has gotten himself into trouble with other women before this?


Evidently the straw that broke the camel's back was Louise's desire to have Cashman be the sperm donor. She also claims to have aborted his fetus.


Will this be his excuse for making poor decisions regarding the Yankees' 2012 team? We hope not.

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