Get Over It!

Make no mistake. These octogenarians are mad as hell and they're not going to take it any more!

Why are they upset? Because they were strip searched by TSA agents before attempting to board flying metal cylinders!

Now they were not stripped naked in the middle of Kennedy airport while gyrating under a blue light. They were hiding something under their clothes! As the agents found out, they were only hiding colostomy bags, but still. Have you never heard of setting fire to bags of shit?

And they weren't the only ones! Another old lady was also strip searched! They're going to sue! They're going to get their senators to write new legislation!

Ladies, just because you have lived almost ninety years each and have disabilities, if you want to hurtle through the sky on an aeroplane you are going to have to pull down your pants. Live with it. We are sure that none of the TSA agents (womens like yo'selves) actually enjoyed looking at your skinny, wrinkled asses.