Monday, May 02, 2011

An Eternity Without Virgins is Like a Day Without Sunshine

In case you've been living in a cave in remotest Afghanistan, you may have missed the news that the Emperor of All Terrorists, Osama bin Laden, has been killed and his corpse tossed into the sea.

Dude was hiding in a mansion in Pakistan which may have been why he was so hard to find. Who would have thought to look there?

Seriously though, congrats and snaps to all who were involved in his demise. Here's hoping he doesn't get his forty virgins.

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