Trumped

Back in the 1950s Donald Trump's father used to take him and his brother around while he collected the rent from apartment dwellers residing in the buildings he owned. Presumably he wanted to teach the boys something.

Apparently all he taught the Donald was how to be an asshole.

Obviously the guy's got a narcissistic personality disorder since he thinks the world revolves around him and his hair. How come he never had orthodonture if he's so damned rich?

He may have had a high draft number during the Vietnam War but by the time his number was drawn he had already received a medical deferment and four student deferments. Was the medical deferment due to his orange skin?