The news has been so dismal of late. Earthquakes, tsunamis, Charlie Sheen, Libya, etc.
Finally something worth hearing about!
A woman named Karin Mackaliunas, twenty-seven years of age, who hails from Scranton, PA was involved in a car crash last Sunday. She was a suspect in a burglary at a hotel and taken into custody.
Shortly thereafter at the police station, she admitted to an officer that she had hidden some heroin in her vagina.
A search revealed 54 bags of heroin as well as 31 empty bags used to package the aforementioned heroin, 8 prescription pills and $51.22 in cash.
It seems fair to surmise that Ms. Mackaliunas was not a virgin and had probably given birth to several 20 lb. babies in order to stretch her bajingo to accommodate such a cache.
The mind boggles. Carry-on luggage could become a thing of the past if more women develop their secret talent as Ms. Mackaliunas has done.
Particularly staggering is the 22 cents. Just how do you keep change from falling out of your va-jay-jay? At the very least she must have had four coins.
The talented Karin has been charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance along with intent to deliver a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
It would serve the Court well to consider her hidden talents when sentencing.
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