It's hard not to respect a man who takes his marriage vows seriously.
Take John Phillips of Massachusetts for instance. Please. Put him in a locked cell without internet access. Oh, you already have.
Dude was on line last year playing a game called Rune*Scape. Knowing nothing about the game, all I can tell you is participants can marry each other. John took the leap and got married. To a 13-year-old-girl.
Funny thing is, evidently he thought they were really, legally married.
Now one might forgive a teenager for getting mixed up about things like that, but a 54-year-old man?
Well, he finally headed to Detroit to meet his bride and they did all those things that couples do on their wedding night, including giving her a cell phone.
When the kid's mom caught her with the aforementioned cell phone she called the cops and the rest, as they say, is history. If convicted on all his charges, the old man could be spending a number of years in the slammer.
Don't you just know the kid would have married anyone who'd give her a cell phone?
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