Taking a Hit with Phelps

Rumor has it that Subway will be dropping Michael Phelps as a spokesperson for their restaurants (and we use the term 'restaurants' loosely). This comes on the heels of Kellogg's backing out of their contract.

What assholes. McDonald's is sticking by him, because they want to be the chain you think of first when you have the munchies.

And are any Subways open at 2 am anyway?

Everyone knows Rice Krispie Treats don't taste good washed down with a box o'wine.

It's not as if these companies are selling health food, for God's sake.