Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bristol Chats it up on Fox News

Is that a baby in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?

Since I would rather drive steel spikes through my eyeballs than watch Fox News I am relying on the internet for my updates on Bristol Palin.

Miss Palin appeared with Greta von Susteren yesterday. Even though she's 18 she comes across as far more coherent than her mother although that's probably not too difficult.

She doesn't think abstinence is realistic. Hear that, Governor? Although she loves her baby she wishes she had waited ten years to have a child. Hmmm. That would be even longer than the Governor and the First Dude waited.

She and Levi are concentrating on their education which hopefully includes sex ed.

Bristol claims she and her baby daddy are engaged although my money is still on their never marrying. No mention of a summer wedding in this interview.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Among other things.