Saturday, September 06, 2008

What Not to Do

Dead guy
I don't understand why, when someone is riding a motorcycle at 239 mph and crashes, that it's considered news. I think it would be more newsworthy if he survived.
Cliff Gullett of Montana was racing on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah yesterday when the accident occurred.
He was aiming to break a record, and all he ended up breaking was himself.
I hope he had fun.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As I'm getting on the spaceship and the man with the microphone from Eyewitness News is asking me why I've chosen to leave Earth and help settle a colony on the newly discovered and easily accessible planet of Malvine (only a hundred years of suspended animation for this flight) I quickly reply "pitbulls and motorcycles, that's why".