Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dog Days of Summer

Snoopy will replace A-Rod on third.

Why do the Yankees suck so bad this year?

Too many injuries? Too little offense, especially with runners in scoring position? Voodoo curse?

Who knows? But fall will come earlier than anticipated for the "Bronx Bombers" who are just bombing at this point.

In a last ditch attempt to make the playoffs, Snoopy will replace A-Rod on third base. Snoopy is a spokesman for MetLife, a Yankee sponsor, and has agreed to take the position.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As long as Boston doesn't make the playoffs as well I'm fine. Misery loves company.

In the meantime I periodically remind myself. THE GIANTS WON THE SUPERBOWL.