Loser Outfit!Last night's episode of Project Runway featured ensembles made from automobile parts. Too, too fabulous!
As you can imagine, seat belts were a staple of the couture since they're made of cloth and not too hard to work with.
I wasn't unhappy to see Keith Bryce go after his costume (pictured above) was voted the most boring of all the outfits.
Loser Designer!
What can you expect of a guy who can't even button his shirt? Either you button it or not, but goodness!
Keith has been whining since Day 1 of this season.
He's gay and he lives in Utah! Well, duh, no wonder he's whining.
Last night he bemoaned the fact that there's not much opportunity for a designer in Utah. Well, duh again, Mr. Keith Bryce! You'd be saying that if you were living on the compound with the FLDS wackadoodles in Texas too! Pioneer days is so ... two centuries ago!
Well, he was really wailing when he got his ass kicked back to the Great Salt Lake. This after telling us all that he was the best designer, and it was the model's fault that his outfit sucked 'cause she sat down and ripped it! I think she should rip you a new one, Mr. Keith, for blaming your crappy work on her!
And he blamed losing on the judges -- well, yeah, that's sorta right. Except he said he wasn't being true to himself, he was doing what he thought the judges wanted instead of what he wanted to do.
A typical "the dog ate my homework" kind of guy. Never his fault. Blah, blah, blah.
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I must confess. I'm a whiner.
The nuns caught onto me when one fine day in penmanship class I instinctively wrote, The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog ate my homework.
I think whining is in my genes - which by the way I might point out were overstarched by the dry cleaner. Not my fault.
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