Achin' and Breakin'

Yuckin' it up with Billy Crystal on American Idol Gives Back

Unless you are an eleven year old girl you may not have heard of Miley Cyrus or her alter ego, Hannah Montana. Even if you have heard of her you might be wondering what the attraction could possibly be. If you were an eleven year old girl you would, no doubt, understand.

Spazzin' out.

Miley is fifteen and makes a hell of a lot of money. She had a concert tour last summer and tickets were being scalped for thousands of dollars.

Incredibly, she has no discernible talent to anyone over the age of twelve.

Originally named Destiny Hope, her daddy called her "Smiley" which was later shortened to "Miley."

Her daddy is Billy Ray Cyrus and once upon a time he had a hit song called, "Achy Breaky Heart." Then he went on to bigger and better things like "Dancing With The Stars." Now he laughs with Miley all the way to the bank.

Her speaking voice is like fingernails on the proverbial blackboard, and her singing voice is less pleasant. She can shake her head very well and make her hair go all over the place. That's sort of the way she dances.

She has been quoted as saying, "Pink isn't just a color. It's an attitude!"

Believe me, I could not make this stuff up.

Oh yeah, she plays a character called "Hannah Montana" on a show of the same name on the Disney Channel. She's as talented an actress as she is a singer.

Hopefully, young tweens everywhere will be growing up and going on to bigger and better things. It would behoove Miss Cyrus to have a terrific financial planner before she falls off the gravy train.