Tits are for Kids

Gloria Allred gets her kicks.

Mandi Hamlin was forced by the Transportation Security Administration to remove the hand grenade pins she had in her nipples before boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Dallas. Fortunately her explosive breast implants did not go off during the removal.

Okay, that's not really true. The truth is the TSA forced her to take out her nipple hardware before boarding the flight. They weren't really attached to explosive boobages.

Get this ... they had to use pliers to remove one of the metal pieces.

Ms. Hamlin wants an apology.

Ms. Hamlin, why in the hell would you want anything that requires pliers to remove imbedded in your tits? Breasts are for cuddling and sucking with the occasional nibble. We call medieval years the Dark Ages but even they didn't do barbaric shit like this.

Maybe the screeners should have hung you up by your 'jewelry' and swung you into the baggage compartment?

Yeah, yeah, I know. You're entitled to stick whatever you want into your boobs or anywhere else. Why you would want to is what I don't understand. Do you have a ten foot pole shoved up your ass?