Spring Break

Igawa baffled by rittle round object.

We are standing on the threshold of another baseball season and again the New York Yankees don't have any pitching.

It is going to be very difficult to make it to the playoffs without it.

Kei Igawa, imported from Japan, has an ERA of 6.25. Abysmal, and we still have four years to go on his contract. Can't we swap him for some Toyota stock?

Karstens tries to shake off orb eating his hand.

And then we have our home grown non-talent. Jeff Karstens, rebounding from his broken leg of last season, still can't pitch. His ERA is over 11!

Even Chien-Ming Wang is stinking up the fields of Florida in spring training.

Pettitte has back spasms and Mussina may or may not be "back."

It's going to be a very long summer if none of these guys can find the plate without a flashlight and a map.