Want to know how to get that young girl to hand over her newest Barbie doll? Slip her an Aqua Dot.
In the latest attempt to murder our children and pets, we now have the popular toy "Aqua Dots" containing a chemical which produces an effect comparable to GHB. If it's ingested it can also cause coma and death.
Okay. Let's not buy any more of this junque produced in China. Slap some molasses on the kids' hands and give them a feather to play with. Keeps 'em busy and safe.
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