Sunday, September 02, 2007

Erectile Mail

I get a lot of spam in my in-box as I'm sure all of you do.

I have noticed that lately most of the e-mails I get are sexual in nature.

I get offers for meds to give me a bigger penis. Offers for meds that will make sure I am always able to perform for that special woman.

Oh, spammers! There is no reason to send me these offers as I don't have a penis! I am a woman!

Please take me off your Erectile Dysfunction list.

Maybe you should be sending these notices to pandas as I understand the male panda's penis is one and a half inches long on a good night.

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