Before I get going, let me say I really love children. Prefer to kiss them than beat them. Enjoy their company.
But there is a campaign advertising "Kissimmee" that irritates me beyond belief.
First of all, I had to watch the stupid thing several times before I even knew what was being advertised. Apparently these little four, five and six year olds are responsible for advertising an entire town. City?
Now we know that Disneyworld is really in Kissimmee and not Orlando, and these kids are not advertising any of the theme parks. It seems they are just encouraging people to go to Kissimmee. Hopefully they would not be there if I did.
Aside from the fact that they do not speak in sentences and make no sense whatsoever, they appear to have ADD.
"You go up, up, up and then dooooowwwwwn!" (Child illustrates with hand and arm.)
On what? Where?
There is reference to going to Kissimmee to get "giggles." Is this code for Xanax?
Please stop running these commercials. These children give irritating a whole new meaning.
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What was it that WC Fields said about children?
I don't think he was altogether too extreme with that sentiment.
Question to Fields: How do you like children?
Fields: Parboiled.
I only just read this and I'm very disappointed in your intolerence.
"I'm too excited to sleep."
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