You may have heard that one of the contestants at the Westminster Dog Show made a break for it at JFK Airport.
"Vivi" is a little whippet. Whippets look like little greyhounds.
No one has been able to find this dog, but apparently they recently found a pile of dog shit outside one of the buildings that they think is hers. Hmmm.
Don't give up hope, however, because a psychic is on the case. Not just any psychic, but one who can see through the eyes of the dog.
Not for nothing, but if I had psychic abilities I don't think I would use them to see through a dog's eyes. Especially when all the dog is looking at is the barren expanse of JFK Airport.
But that's just me.
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So Whippet breaks for it in a moment of unbridled exhileration. How many seconds before he says to himself. "oh fuck, what the hell did i just do?"
stupid dog.
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