There's entirely too much bad news in the world, but this week we've gotten very lucky and have some truly great news.
Paris is burning
How great is this? With any luck the whole country will go up in flames. And we don't even have to thank the Germans for it.
Terrell Owens will not play for the Eagles
Hopefully he won't play for any team ever again, but we'll have to be happy with things as they are right now. Of course there's still that matter of the millions he will probably collect despite the fact that he isn't worth it and can't keep his mouth shut, but at least we won't have to look at him.
There are pirates on the high seas
Wow! Is this great or what? It's soooo much better than terrorism. This is just good old piracy. Could Johnny Depp have inspired this? ARRRRG!
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I guess what one considers good or bad news is relative. For example, I don't hide the fact that I take great glee when I find out that a relative who has wronged me in the past has come down with some incurabe disease. There aint no denying they deserve it. See? Relative.
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