Monday, November 07, 2005

Torture

President Bush, affectionately known as Dubble Yuh, has told the world that "we do not torture."

I beg to differ.

For those of us who work in an office, or cubicle, five days a week, eight hours a day we know what being tortured is.

Did I anticipate this was how I was going to end up? No, I expected to be a princess or cowgirl. I did not envision myself being a prisoner in four easy-to- assemble walls.

Putting leashes on prisoners is just not evil enough. If we decide we really do want to torture our prisoners of war, make the Iraqis work in an office, fifty weeks a year. They'll crumple.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If I had to name one person in this world who I think would give in to torture in the shortest amount of time it would be Bush.

Look at the guy. Doesn't he wreak of having absolutely no character.

The fact that he's able to sleep at night is proof that there is no God.

Torture for him would be having his Johnny Quest nite lite broken.