Three BSA Stooges Get Their Rocks Off

As if the world needs further proof of the worthlessness of the Boy Scouts of America, we present this video for its edification.

Three ass clowns who are scout leaders went to Goblin Valley State Park in Utah.  No, they're not Moe, Larry and Curly but rather Dave Hall, Glenn Taylor and Dylan Taylor.

One of the idiots toppled a unique rock formation that had been sitting untouched for the last twenty million years and another mouth breather recorded it and posted it on Facebook.  Of course.

Now they're in trouble as they should be.

Parents of Boy Scouts:  There is still time to get your boys out of this organization before something happens to them at the hands of scouting leaders.

Utah Parks Authorities:  Please charge these fucktards with a crime.  A serious one.

Thanks in advance.

Die Like an Eagle

Seems as if it's time for a Boy Scouts rant.

Pictured is Michael Benjamin Sclawy-Adelman whose one goal in life was to become an Eagle Scout. Two years ago he died while on a BSA hike in the Florida Everglades and his parents are suing the Boy Scouts of America and the two scout leaders among others.

Michael, 17, died from heat stroke which is perfectly understandable since it was 100 degrees.

This happens more times than it should, which by my calculations is never.

Parents, please listen up.

Your son may get out of the Boy Scouts alive, but why take the chance? There's no freaking reason why a kid should have to schlep through the Everglades in the summer to get a badge. Instead, buy him a badge or an eagle.

Also, can you really trust grown men who wear shorts? Didn't we learn our lesson during World War II?

This blog has been filled with entries pertaining to stupid things grown-ups do with and to children, and often it's in sanctioned activities.

There are three million Boy Scouts and that would be three million too many.

No Cookies in these Boxes

This comes under the mantle of 'I told you so.'

Apparently in Oregon, six boxes of evidence have been uncovered regarding the sexual abuse of boys in one of my least favorite organizations ~ The Boy Scouts of America. The boxes reportedly contain the files detailing case after case of child abuse by leaders and how the BSA ignored and/or covered up the allegations.

People, people, when are you going to listen to me?

You don't take little boys, dress them up in quasi-military uniforms and then send them out with grown men wearing shorts. That is asking for trouble, just like you don't let young boys become altar servers and spend time behind closed doors with priests. Perverts hang where there are young kids and wait for the opportunity to exploit them.

I can only hope parents wise up. After all, moms and dads, Boy Scouts don't even sell cookies.