Thursday, October 13, 2011

A-Mazed

We were just discussing corn mazes the other day! That the idea of being stuck in a corn maze strikes us as being truly terrifying.

Well, it appears our fears are well founded and not just a product of our own special brand of paranoia.

A family of three (Mama, Papa and three week old infant) became lost in a corn maze at Connors Farm somewhere in Massachusetts but luckily had a cell phone with them. Mama Bear called 911 three times begging for rescue. They had entered the maze during daylight hours and then darkness fell like a scythe on an unsuspecting neck.

The coppers showed up and rescued them. Turns out they were but a mere 25 feet from the exit, but that's beside the point.

Stay out of corn mazes, people! Even the owners of farms don't really give a shit if you come out alive.

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