If we believed in God, we would be getting pretty pissed off right about now that the Supreme Being seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time chatting up the Perrys.According to the First Lady of Texas, Anita Perry, God personally told her that her husband needed to run for President of the United States.
And so she encouraged him to run, even though (according to her) their lives are a personal hell, a regular shit show as it were. You see, the Governor is a target because he is such a good Christian.
Word of advice, Anita. If God keeps trying to ruin your life, opt out. Remember free will?
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