We don't recommend going swimming in Vancouver any time soon. Seems that for the eleventh time in four years a human foot has washed up on shore in either Vancouver, Canada or Vancouver, USA.
Usually clad in running shoes, police don't seem to be very concerned about these feet. Seems that when a corpse is immersed in water eventually the hands and feet come off. Oh, and also the head. Hmmm. Did not know that.
The question that begs to be asked, we think, is why are there so many corpses off the coast?
In addition to the human body parts, animal feet have also been found in running shoes. Police instantly surmised those were mere hoaxes and now they are suspicious of the human feet discovered in trainers.
They are also cleverly investigating whether or not the DNA matches in any of these findings. People, humans have but two feet.
One of the feet found off Canada belonged to a depressed man who went missing a year ago so the investigators think he may have committed suicide. Not to worry people! No serial killer here!
It's not just men losing their appendages. One of the feet was identified as belonging to a woman. Perhaps it was the nail polish that tipped them off.
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