It seems we may have missed a few seasons of Dancing With the Stars, but what the heck. The cast of characters just keeps getting better and better.
Take the lineup for the upcoming season. Please. And put them all in body casts.
Per usual, we don't know who half these people are.
Nancy Grace will be dancing her little hoofies to the quick, and no doubt trying to get someone into prison.
Ricki Lake. We liked her better when she was fat.
Chynna Phillips who we think was once part of that fabulous singing group Wilson/Phillips.
The other women are Kristin Cavallari, Hope Solo (any relation to Han?), and Elisabetta Canalis. Absolutely no idea what any of them have done that might merit them a slot on DWTS and not interested enough to Google them.
The guys?
Rob Kardashian who we assume is related to those women with the huge breasts whose names all start with "K." Why isn't he Kob?
Carson Kressley. We so loved him on Queer Eye.
David Arquette. Yeah, we've heard of him! He was married to Courtney Cox and then got a disease which caused him to to insert his penis in other women.
Ron Artest and J.D. Martinez? Okay.
And last, but not least, Chaz Bono! Sonny and Cher's transgendered child!
Something for everyone! Hallelujah!
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