Sunday, September 04, 2011

Bat Check in Aisle Four

As further proof that you should never, ever set foot in a Walmart, let us take the case of five- year-old Zoe Zachrison. Please. And let's take it all the way to the Supreme Court.

Zoe was with her mom as they shopped in a Walmart in Minnesota when a bat (as in the flying vermin kind) attacked her and bit her on the leg. Since then she has had to undergo painful rabies shots.

Her mother thinks Walmart should at least pay her medical tab, but Walmart has a very elaborate claims process and blah blah blah.

Silly, silly, Walmart. You should pay the bill and give her all the toys and cheap crap she could ever possibly want. Well, maybe this will help put you out of business. Something should besides your own ineptitude.



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