Eight is Enough

Hard to believe this charming couple had their eight children taken from them and placed in foster care in New York. Mama is Shanel Nadal and the Papa is Nephra Payne.

Shanel and Nephra kidnapped their kids from foster care and took off for points unknown. Seven of the children are boys and are named Nephra after their father. There's one girl and her name is Nefertiti. Looks like mom and dad went to the George Foreman school of Krazy Monikers and Self Absorption.

No word on why the kids were removed from their custody in the first place although giving them the same name should be enough cause.

Although the dynamic parenting duo claims their children were being abused while in the foster care system, there is no word on whether they reported that to authorities before grabbing them, stuffing them in a van and hightailing it to South Carolina. Authorities were able to trace their movements by swipes of their welfare card. However, it was the use of the cell phone that showed them to be in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where they were finally captured.

Apparently they fed the kids a nutritious mixture of KFC, Wendy's and baby formula while living in the van.

Papa Bear keeps faking unconsciousness to keep from answering questions so it may take a while to get any information out of him.