Au Revoir, Andy!

There was a time when we thought Andy Rooney would never give up his stint on CBS' 60 Minutes. You know, the five minutes or so when the old dude complains about all those new fangled things like indoor plumbing and electricity.

Fear not! The 92-year-old journalist is throwing in his Depends and retiring from the show.

We can't say we'll be sorry to see him go. He was always like the cranky relative who'd show up at your birthday party, talk incessantly, ruin everyone's good time and give you a crappy gift besides. He's been doing his shtick for 32 years which is really quite enough.

More than enough.