Who's in YOUR Closet?

So if Representative Michele Bachmann's discriminatory rhetoric against gays and blacks, not to mention her propensity to lie, isn't enough to convince you she's a hateful ignoramus, maybe this will.

Some of her former aides came out to talk about her weekly debilitating migraines. Well, we'll not have anyone thinking her crippling headaches are anything more than a little inconvenience and not a condition that might cause her to launch a nuclear attack for no reason from the Oval Office!

In response on the campaign trail she said her headaches were easily controlled by medication and blah blah blah, refusing to take any questions from the gathered reporters.

However, when ABC News reporter, Jeffrey Schneider, attempted to question her further, he was roughed up by Bachmann's aides, who pushed and shoved him after pouncing on him.

Tsk. Tsk.

Oh, and if you're wondering why she's always impeccably dressed -- it's because of that closeted homosexual she's married to, Marcus. In 2006 she admitted that her spouse purchased the outfit she wore when she met then Vice President Dick Cheney -- including matching shoes and coat!