Take A Little Off the Side

There are things we feel we don't have to mention; things that we think people should instinctively know.

Like about tattoos, for instance.

Maybe a picture of the American flag or a palm tree is innocuous enough, but don't have the names of people you think you're in love with inked permanently on your body. Do we really have to say this?

Johnny Depp had to have his tattoo of Winona changed to Wino. Remember that?

But as we have recently learned, it's not always the tattooed who wants to forget their former love.

Take Tressa Amerson of Nebraska for instance. Please. And move all sharp instruments out of her reach.

Tressa's boyfriend had her name tattooed on his neck and after an 'altercation' Tressa tried to remove it using a paring knife. Props to her for not going overboard and carving his neck using a larger knife.

Ronald Miner says his sorta girlfriend is 'pretty crazy.' We bet that's probably one of the things you love most about her, Ron.