Diagnosis: Bullshit

Dick Van Dyke is trying to make a Peter Jackson movie out of himself. He's claiming to have fallen asleep on his surfboard when rescued by a merry band of porpoises who gently pushed him back to shore.

Oh really Dick?

First of all, what's an 84-year-old dude doing out on a surfboard? And why was he sleeping on it? It's not a bed, Dick, it's a surfboard.

Other than Flipper's entourage were there any witnesses to this alleged miracle?

If this isn't proof positive that Mr. Van Dyke has dementia, I don't know what is.