If at First You Don't Succeed ...

John Stolarz was arrested and convicted for a string of bank robberies across the U.S. and was imprisoned for 22 years.

Did Johnny boy learn his lesson? No, of course not.

The day after the 69-year-old dude was released from prison in New Jersey, he headed for the Big Apple and tried to rob a bank wielding a knife. He demanded cash at the customer service desk, but that's not where they keep the money. Silly Johnny.

Now if John had been any good at his chosen profession in the first place he wouldn't have been arrested 22 years ago. Time hasn't improved his skills. He's still an inept bank robber and was easily caught by the police after they shot him in the leg.

Hope they kept his bunk warm for him.