F*Troop

This here's former Illinois State Trooper Matt Mitchell. You can't see it in this picture, but this guy has balls.

Three years ago this asshole was driving his cruiser at 126mph and he was texting. He lost control of the vehicle, crossed over the highway median and crashed head on into a car containing two teenaged sisters, killing them.

He was suspended for two years but continued receiving his $68,000 annual salary. After he pled guilty to the criminal charges, he resigned. However, he pled not guilty during the civil court proceedings.

Now he has filed for workers' compensation benefits for the 'severe leg injuries' he received in the crash.

The sad thing is he will probably receive them because technically he is eligible.

This asshole needs a serious reality check, preferably one resulting in the removal of the aforementioned cajones.