Strike While the Iron is Hot

Way to go, women of the Catholic Church!

While the men are trying to protect their collective balls, get a good high-heeled shot off to their groin!

You may not know this, but the Roman Catholic Church has been having a yearlong celebration of the priest. I'm hoping that didn't include pedophile priests.

The Vatican says women can't be priests because they don't have penises. Yes, that's true, although they managed to word it somewhat less repulsively.

"While the hierarchy spends their time covering up scandals and throwing major celebrations for themselves, Catholic women are working for justice and making a positive difference in the world," said Erin Saiz Hanna, the Women's Ordination Conference executive director.