Thursday, June 10, 2010

Chinese Turning Kids into Hipsters

No, not really.

They do have some really strange ideas though.

Take 3-year-old Ya Wen for instance. Please. Right to Family Services.

She was hit by a speeding van and spent five days in a coma. Ever since then she's been smoking and drinking like a longshoreman.

"She likes drinking," her mother, Gao Wen, said. "Three glasses of beer is no problem to her."

She and the folks live in a shelter and collect and sell garbage for cash. I'm thinking her habits are probably costing a small fortune.

In the meantime, our Indonesian butt-loving toddler is down to less than a pack a day from two packs.

Baby steps, man.

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