Pussy Whales?

Already plotting her demise?

You may have heard that Shamu killed his trainer yesterday at SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida.

Now it's always sad when someone dies especially at the hands of a huge mammal encased in glass away from its natural habitat. This 12,300 lb. whale has killed before too!

This latest attack has gotten those marine mammals rights activists all hot and bothered. Seems they don't think creatures like Shamu belong in theme parks.

Imagine! Well how else are camera-toting, popcorn-eating tourists going to see a killer whale up close and personal?

And let's stop calling these people 'trainers.' They're just folks on the menu.