Pretend this is a picture of South Jersey veterinarian Dr. Danielle Smith.The real Dr. Danielle Smith practiced veterinary medicine at South Jersey Small Animal Rescue for about two years.
Some people started to get suspicious about the young doctor and lo and behold it was learned that Danielle was not really a veterinarian at all!
Not only that but Danielle wasn't even a woman! She was actually a cross dresser named Daniel Tyce!
Police searched Tyce's home and found some prescription-strength ibuprofen for which he was indicted on possession and intent to distribute. Isn't that like ramped up Tylenol? What the hell? It's not like it was crack cocaine.
Anyway, that was last year.
This year the apparently still deeply troubled Daniel was arrested on charges of passing fraudulent checks and imprisoned. Well, yesterday he tried to kill himself while in the Cape May County jail by wrapping a thread from his sweater around his neck. Dude, it's really hard to strangle yourself with a sweater thread. Seriously.
Someone needs to help this guy! Anyone? Anyone? Shamu?
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