Saturday, February 13, 2010

How NOT to Get Tenure



Listen all you smarty pants teacher people, you may have a truckload of degrees but some of you don't have a shred of common sense.

Take Professor Amy Bishop, for instance. Please. Right to jail and throw away the key.

Her Royal Professorship was denied tenure at the University of Alabama. She was educated at Harvard so that must have pissed her off. So what does she do? She goes batshit and guns down three of her colleagues.

Honey, that's not the way to get tenure. Just because you kill your competition in a bloody rampage does not mean you'll get what you want. Chances are better that you'll get 25 to life, not tenure.

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